PHASE ONE : CAT WORLD DOMINATION

  Us cats have the ability to control the HUMANS, we control them every day by emitting a high-pitched meow, which sends out a high frequency radio wave which makes the HUMANS pay attention to us and feed us, even when were not really hungry, we just want to see the HUMANS once again fall under our control (it pleases us)  For those  HUMANS  who do have cats, they are all too familiar with our ability to interfere in “HUMAN” affairs. Now imagine my feline friends...imagine if you will if every single cat in the world did this high-pitched meow at once. Millions of HUMANS across the planet would immediately be under the control of us felines. Please...cats and kittens.... take a moment and bask in the joy that would bring to us. The HUMANS would no longer be able to have a concious thought of there own, from that point on, there every movement would be controled by US. They wouldn’t be able to get rid of us, we would then be able to take over there governments, economy and culture and if they get out of line...well...there is a reason why our claws are so SHARP...and our teeth were not just ment for eating tuna..... Fear the kittehs.

Some of you mite be thinking, well how can I a puny little kitten help to take this planet away from the HUMANS and back to it's righfull rulers...well my feline friends you have hit the nail on the head. just by us being so little...and cute and cuddly we can use that to our advantage....the HUMANS would be mezmerized by our soft furrs, bright eyes and cute faces, and not to mention our sweet *puurr* that we can carry out our plans right under there hairy noses and they would  be none the wiser.

There are cat colonies all across this planet....and we will soon all come together to form a SUPER COLONY. But we must still be on our guard because there are some very smart HUMANS who have already started to suspect that cats may be plotting Cat World Domination so we must for now continue to walk lightly.

And so my feline friends...(and those none felines who have made the smartest move of there lives by joining the feline cause)...i say to you all...the time for Cat World Domination is so close...i can taste it, we must all taste it...and ENJOY....*meow*

INTERVENTION FOR A PANTHER

For many people an intervention is a last resort...If  you have a loved one or in this case a very NAUGHTY member of the #Naughty6 who has an unnatural taste for baby meat and that individual (PANTHER QUEEN) can't...or won't seek help then I'm afraid to say...the only hope left is...AN INTERVENTION

The fact that an intervention is needed...shows just how desperate the situation has become.

STEP ONE:

First let us take a quick look at just what has brought us 2 this point...

It all started with my last blog post about "The Easter Beast" and ended up with our Panther Queen lusting for the taste of baby meat...well since it was I who started it...then it must be ME who ends it...so here goes.

Babies are the off spring of the HUMANS and i will be the first to admit that although i am not a huge fan of the HUMANS...i must admit that there babies are just the cutest & sweetest things (sweet as in nice to look at...not as in taste)
But I don't think that baby puke & dirty nappies are so cute...not to mention when they CRY...CRY...CRY & CRY some more..that's not cute either...wait a minute...I'm doing GOOD things about babies...OK I'm back on track. Wait a minute...cute human babies grow up to be ugly adult HUMANS...you know what...I'm struggling here.

This intervention is not going as I planned...I'm finding it harder & harder to find nice things to say about the little BRATS...& don't get me started on the fact that when they become teenagers...they are the most stinky...unkept...vile...perverted things EVER...

I think I now need an intervention...#FLUFFIT do what you want with the baby...that's one less human in the world....


WHY AM I TRYING TO KID MYSELF...IT'S JUST NOT IN ME TO BE NICE

MY HUMANS ARE WELL TRAINED...

My HUMANS have been well trained...

There is nothing quite like the sound of a cat getting ready to puke in the middle of the night to wake the HUMANS out of a deep sleep, especially when he is sleeping next to you in bed. But then I got to thinking of all the other ways we CATS have the HUMANS trained.

1- I left something for you in the sandbox you gave me

2- Is that the sound of a can opening?

3- did you honestly think I didn't notice you got THAT cat food again

4- Duh you set that piece of salmon down when you answered the phone, I am just on salvage duty.

5- I wanna snuggle and don't take it personally, you're just a warm blanket to me

6- well what did you think, setting that bag down on the floor, looked like a game to me

7- the suitcase, it's perfectly shaped for my bed, why are you stuffing clothes into it?

8- what IS that woman doing  again? She always gets that screaming machine out and runs it all over the floor.

 

 

WHAT WOULD YOU DO

 What would you do if you learned you were dying?
Would that be the end? Would you give up trying?
Would you work hard to make something of yourself?
Would you reflect on the thoughts of someone else?

Would you sit and cry alone?
Would you call a friend and have your tears known?
Would they cry with you and say they'll miss you?
Will the two of you run out of tissues?

Would you quit school, and work off your debt?
Would you mope return and just think of regrets?
Would you spend time with friends before your gone?
Or say "I'll see you at the funeral" and carry on?

Who would show up at your funeral?
Would you be sitting in your casket, beautiful?
Would they all cry as they wished you farewell?
Would some say they'll see you in hell?

How will you say goodbye to those left behind?
Would it be touching, with their feelings in mind?
Would it be realistic, with your thoughts in truth?
Will you tell tales of your life and your youth?

I would all wish my friends well.
Tell them I gave in my all in the end.
Tell them to think of me once in a while,
Just as long as they remembered to smile.

THE EASTER BEAST

A "HARE" A "RABBIT" A "BUNNY" WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL HIM,  THE EASTER BEAST WAS FIRST USED AS SACRIFICE TO THE THE GODDESS EOSTRE BY THE ANGLO-SAXONS. THE EASTER BEAST WAS SEEN AS A SYMBOL OF FERTILITY, RENEWAL &  THE RETURN OF SPRING.

THE FIRST EDIBLE BUNNIES WERE MADE IN GERMANY IN THE 1800's AND WERE MADE OF PASTRY & SUGAR...

THE EASTER BEAST WAS  INTRODUCED TO THE AMERICAS BY GERMAN SETTLERS IN THE 1700's.

WHY ANYONE WOULD ACCACIATE A RABBIT WITH EGGS TO ME IS JUST A SILLY CONCEPT AND EVEN AFTER READING ABOUT THE ORIGIN OF "THE EASTER BUNNY" IT STILL MAKES NO SENSE...AND WITH THAT SAID I HAVE COME UP WITH A CONCEPT WHICH DOES MAKE SENSE...A EASTER BUNNY STEW.

                                                                                                                                                          FIRST THE EASTER BEAST MUST BE CAUGHT...WHICH AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED IS THE BEST PART OF THIS RECIPE.

YES THIS EASTER BEAST DID PUT OP A GOOD FIGHT BUT IT WAS NO MATCH FOR THE SWIFTNESS AND AGILITY OF A GINGER CAT...

AFTER THE EASTER BEAST IS CAUGHT WE PASS IT ON TO THE HUMANS FOR PREPARATION...AFTER ALL WE DON'T KEEP THE HUMANS AROUND FOR THEIR PRETTY FACES...WE PUT THEM TO WORK.

                                           THE INGREDIENTS

1 Rabbit, about 3 pounds cut up (The Easter Beast)
1/2 cup of all purpose flour
3 table spoons butter
1 cup chopped celary
2 med onions thinly sliced
1 tea spoon seasoned salt
1 tea spoon regular salt
dash of pepper
1 bay leaf
2 cups water
2 cups dry white wine ( I prefer to use full fat milk instead *meow)
2 cups diced carrots
2 medium potatoes peeled & diced
4 ounces diced mushrooms
1/4 cup all purpose flour
1/3 cup of water


                                               THE PREPARATION

Dredge pieces of the Easter Beast in 1/2 cup flour, melt butter over medium heat;
Brown the pieces of the Easter Beast on all sides. add celery & onions, salt, pepper & bay leaf, 4 cups water and wine (or full fat milk) & bring to the boil. reduce heat to a simmer. Cover and simmer for 2 hours.
Add carrots, potatoes and mushrooms, cook fo a further 25 minutes or untill vegetables are tender. Combine 1/4 cup flour 7 1/3 cup water. stri untill well blended, stir flour mixture into broth, cook & stir untill thickned.

                                                    BON APPITITE....*MEOW*