PHASE ONE : CAT WORLD DOMINATION

  Us cats have the ability to control the HUMANS, we control them every day by emitting a high-pitched meow, which sends out a high frequency radio wave which makes the HUMANS pay attention to us and feed us, even when were not really hungry, we just want to see the HUMANS once again fall under our control (it pleases us)  For those  HUMANS  who do have cats, they are all too familiar with our ability to interfere in “HUMAN” affairs. Now imagine my feline friends...imagine if you will if every single cat in the world did this high-pitched meow at once. Millions of HUMANS across the planet would immediately be under the control of us felines. Please...cats and kittens.... take a moment and bask in the joy that would bring to us. The HUMANS would no longer be able to have a concious thought of there own, from that point on, there every movement would be controled by US. They wouldn’t be able to get rid of us, we would then be able to take over there governments, economy and culture and if they get out of line...well...there is a reason why our claws are so SHARP...and our teeth were not just ment for eating tuna..... Fear the kittehs.

Some of you mite be thinking, well how can I a puny little kitten help to take this planet away from the HUMANS and back to it's righfull rulers...well my feline friends you have hit the nail on the head. just by us being so little...and cute and cuddly we can use that to our advantage....the HUMANS would be mezmerized by our soft furrs, bright eyes and cute faces, and not to mention our sweet *puurr* that we can carry out our plans right under there hairy noses and they would  be none the wiser.

There are cat colonies all across this planet....and we will soon all come together to form a SUPER COLONY. But we must still be on our guard because there are some very smart HUMANS who have already started to suspect that cats may be plotting Cat World Domination so we must for now continue to walk lightly.

And so my feline friends...(and those none felines who have made the smartest move of there lives by joining the feline cause)...i say to you all...the time for Cat World Domination is so close...i can taste it, we must all taste it...and ENJOY....*meow*