The fact that an intervention is needed...shows just how desperate the situation has become.
STEP ONE:
First let us take a quick look at just what has brought us 2 this point...
Babies are the off spring of the HUMANS and i will be the first to admit that although i am not a huge fan of the HUMANS...i must admit that there babies are just the cutest & sweetest things (sweet as in nice to look at...not as in taste)
But I don't think that baby puke & dirty nappies are so cute...not to mention when they CRY...CRY...CRY & CRY some more..that's not cute either...wait a minute...I'm doing GOOD things about babies...OK I'm back on track. Wait a minute...cute human babies grow up to be ugly adult HUMANS...you know what...I'm struggling here.
This intervention is not going as I planned...I'm finding it harder & harder to find nice things to say about the little BRATS...& don't get me started on the fact that when they become teenagers...they are the most stinky...unkept...vile...perverted things EVER...
I think I now need an intervention...#FLUFFIT do what you want with the baby...that's one less human in the world....
WHY AM I TRYING TO KID MYSELF...IT'S JUST NOT IN ME TO BE NICE

MOLMOLMOL love ya!!!! bugsy
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